Bios are boring. Unless they're not. And since people differ in their preferences for how much information should be presented in a proper biography, here are several alternatives.
They're in PDF form, so if you don't have the Adobe reader, just make something up. I only request that you include a Maserati.
Oh, and here are more pictures. Don't make fun of the denim shorts with bunched-up socks. One of the many things I can't forgive about the early 90s.